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Simone Thea

38 years old, Melbourne massage

About me

Hello handsome,

Have you noticed the pervasiveness of an over sexualised culture that breeds desensitisation, disconnection, and ultimately, dissatisfaction?

Recognising this I aim to offer an alternative experience that transcends these limitations.

My approach revolves around cultivating presence, ensuring your comfort, and extending a warm, genuine welcome. It is my intention to guide you towards a state of deep relaxation and grounding, enabling access to your parasympathetic nervous system, where the magic unfolds. Through an engaging and sensual session, I aim to leave you not only deeply nourished but with a smile of absolute content.

Our session will begin with both of us naked - you outstretched on a Japanese style bed. I will begin with grounding touches, gradually transitioning into long, fluid strokes that involve the entirety of my body. I work with warm organic coconut oil, my tactile intuition will explore the places that elicit your pleasure, meticulously prolonging gratification to enhance your receptiveness.

As an independent practitioner, I have devoted several years to honing my skills, deriving immense satisfaction from providing a nourishing, playful and sensual service. Boundaries, open communication and respect are paramount.

Services such as these need not succumb to the stigma of seediness. I vow to deliver an experience that transcends societal preconceptions, one infused with authenticity and grace.

Contact me via text only on 0450 100 390, I will endeavour to respond as soon as I can, however, due to the holistic experience I offer I won’t be able to attend to calls or messages on this platform promptly. Please be patient. A request for a call back can be accommodated.

Working hours are between 10am-7pm and ask for a minimum of 2 hours notice.

My private studio is located near the corner of Langridge and Hoddle street in Collingwood.

I look forward to having the opportunity to ignite your senses.

Simone x x

My interests

My services

Body slide
Body worship
Erotic massage - no full service
Happy ending massage
Foot fetish
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My interests

Arts & culture
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Not available


  • Monday
    10:00 am - 8:00 pm
  • Tuesday
    10:00 am - 8:00 pm
  • Wednesday
    10:00 am - 8:00 pm
  • Thursday
    10:00 am - 8:00 pm
  • Friday
    10:00 am - 8:00 pm
  • Saturday
    10:00 am - 8:00 pm
  • Sunday
    Not available
  • Notes: Available via appointment only subjected to availability, ask for 2 hour minimum notice before booking x Am available most days - even Tuesday, Wednesdays and Sundays x


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Date: Jul 11, 2023
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Date: Jul 12, 2023
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