Lulu Valentine

KISSES & HELLO,

I'm Lulu Valentine, back from the ether.

Before you commit to rolling around in the sheets with a perfect stranger, let me tell you about what I'm like, and what I like...

Australian born, and ethnically ambiguous… petite, discreet, and… not clever enough to come up with any more rhyming words. Alas!

”Who am I?” is my least favourite question to answer in words.

I am… often a cage, looking for a bird; obsessed with space & the nature of the universe; an avid lover of being barefoot outdoors and naked in the ocean (especially with Poppy); a lover of laughter, and making fun with (and occasionally of) others; delighted at those who can make fun with (and occasionally of) me; deeply obsessed with life’s tangible joys - good food, good drink, music I can dance to, captivating films & intriguing books; always ready for a good time.

My sense of humour is at times (i.e. always) self-deprecating, and, (occasionally) a little dark. I like to meet people who are cut from the same cloth. There’s nothing I enjoy more than genuine banter, and sharing a laugh.

Not that you were wondering, but I am (really) 32 years old & a Leo (Cancer rising, Libra moon, incase that might be important to you). I stand at a petite 5’3”, with natural bust. I am not enhanced in any way, and wear very litte to no makeup. I pride myself on fitness and flexibility, and wear a size 6 dress. My hair is long, chocolate brown, and often wild in a post-ocean-swim kind of fashion.

I respect all those who I encounter as individuals, and, I expect that each experience will reflect that. I choose only to spend my time with those of whom’s company I truly enjoy, and feel a genuine connection with. I am not the companion for everyone, and I don’t aim to be. I may not please them all, but when I do, I tend to have long, intense and mutually satisfying encounters with those that I do.

I do not suffer fools, I will not pander to your insecurities, and if I disagree with you about something, be prepared to be challenged - I expect no less than the same treatment.

I only discriminate on the basis of manners - I have no time for people who lack them.

Whether it is an brief dalliance, an exquisite evening, or a weekend of passion, you will be in total luxurious bliss with me.

Until soon...

Yours,

Lulu X

A brief list of my favourite things… native flowers, tea in the morning, yoga, the scent smell of a forest after rain, sleeping under the stars, fresh fruit, long drives and audiobooks, the all-consuming pleasure of eating, a stiff old fashioned, deep belly laughs, early morning ocean dips, the warmth of a fire, time in the garden.